superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

(via intheinternetnobodyknowsimacat)

leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

(Source: htkfr, via nebobulated)

hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

(via pizza)

dumbledoctor:

buggery-bollocks:


The Union Jack.

Whoa. Now this naive American is well informed. yay.

And Wales is over here like, “Fuck you I am a dragon! RAWR”

dumbledoctor:

buggery-bollocks:

The Union Jack.

Whoa. Now this naive American is well informed. yay.

And Wales is over here like, “Fuck you I am a dragon! RAWR”

image

(Source: billiondollarprimadonna, via apparentlynotahomosexualcat)

mashable:

Nicolas Cage Art Party: The Show So Bad It’s Good

Wait, there’s an art show dedicated solely to Nicolas Cage?